brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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