Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
My vagina just clenched in fear
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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