i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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