I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
Randomize
