idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Sorry my hands just texted you
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
Randomize
