mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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