Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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