if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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