the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
You are a genius and a whore.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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