TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
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