even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I deserve this hangover.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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