this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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