Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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