i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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