I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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