I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I'm really into asian looking animals
I'm eating all of the evidence.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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