Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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