I don't think brook has ever known best
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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