It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
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