Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I'd cum for enchiladas.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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