idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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