Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
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