This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
Randomize
