i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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