your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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