the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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