Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(609): View more from New Jersey

Your mouth is God's brothel.

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(410): View more from Maryland

This is evicking siegelnvs

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Im sorry?

(410): View more from Maryland

This is fucking ridiculous*

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge

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(716): View more from New York

your facebook page is a work of drunk art.

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(512): View more from Texas

It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.

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(713): View more from Texas

He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"

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(586): View more from Michigan

omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"

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(716): View more from New York

Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??

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(865): View more from Tennessee

I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?

(917): View more from New York City

There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now

(865): View more from Tennessee

....ill put you down as a no then

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