thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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