you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
That was before I lit my hair on fire
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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