i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
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