We won't sleep together?
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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