I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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