We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
Randomize
