Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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