...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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