why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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