Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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