I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
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