what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
They have beer where we have blood.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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