At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
What changed your mind?
Being sober
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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