yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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