It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
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