Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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