I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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