im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Small penises have feelings too.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
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