The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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