You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
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