i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Holy sore nipples Batman
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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