She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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