Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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