Tell her she can't have a vagina
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
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