I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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