let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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