Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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