Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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