Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
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