i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
dude i'm inner monologue high
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Randomize
