this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
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Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
